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Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2025 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
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Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
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