2020 Legacy: The Zoom

I told a joke on a video call, but nobody laughed. I guess I was “muted” by the competition.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/31/2005 05:48Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Pentium_Power01/30/2005 08:10My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Space_Jam_Lola09/05/1996 20:24Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Prestige_World_W07/30/1997 22:56Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Railgun_Sniper01/30/1998 16:58I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Cool_Story_Bro05/05/2015 04:32Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Net_Neutrality08/09/2003 23:05Equality for all jokes!