Why was the family drama so “Cookie Lyon”? Because the show was a hit, and Aunt Susan was acting like she owned the entire “Thanksgiving Entertainment Empire.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
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2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
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1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
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2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
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Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
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