Why was he so big and purple? Because in 2003, we learned that making a “thinking man’s superhero movie” usually just results in a lot of CGI jumping.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I see you... laughing!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
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