Why did he win Best New Artist? Because he proved that a man and a piano is still the most dangerous combination in show business.
Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006 “Dismantling Bombs & Emancipating Mimi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why "Broken Man"? Because St. Vincent’s guitar playing is the onl...read more »
2025 Classic: Charli XCX’s Brat Era
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37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The Jazz Heist” Edition
In 2008, the 50th Grammy Awards celebrated half a century of musi...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Country Album
Why Cowboy Carter? Because Beyoncé didn't just go country; she re...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Why did it go to the "Great American Songbook"? Because the Gramm...read more »
2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift dec...read more »
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2024 Classic: Lana Del Rey’s Shadow
Why was she Taylor’s date? To remind us that even if she doesn't ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
Why was she the star of the night? Because the "Midwest Princess"...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Traditional R&B Performance
Why "Good Morning"? Because PJ Morton is the most consistent "Smo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
... (Laughter in silence).