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2003 Classic: The Real-Life Pinocchio Catch-up

 Why did Roberto Benigni win Worst Actor (from the previous year)? Because the Razzies were still so confused by a 70-year-old wooden boy that they had to give him a trophy to make the pain stop.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser09/05/2003 15:33A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@StarWars_Nerd07/31/2010 20:08The farce is strong with this one!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/17/2012 16:12Silently laughing in the snow.
@Courage_Dog10/09/2003 06:56The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Sixteen_Candles04/29/2007 22:21I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Zoolander_Mug09/07/2002 23:57I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Loituma_Girl12/30/2008 09:42Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Frame_Set_Wizard06/22/1996 05:19I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Runescape_Noob05/31/2009 01:46Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Flash_Game_Dev02/05/2013 13:54I should make a game about this joke.

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