2002 Classic: The Website
I’m a spider. I’m just “spinning” a yarn. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: American Idol Debut
Why were we watching bad singers? Because we realized that seeing someone fail miserably at “I Will Always Love You” was just as entertaining as… Read More »2002 Vintage: American Idol Debut
2002 Classic: The Web-Slinger
She doesn’t use a web to catch things; she just uses her phone to catch me in a lie about being “busy.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Web-Slinger
2001 Archive: The Handheld
He got a Game Boy Advance. He’s playing Mario while I’m talking about our mortgage. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition… Read More »2001 Archive: The Handheld
2000 Classic: The 2000 Final Industry Vibe
Why a new era? Because it was the year Hollywood realized that “Serious Blockbusters” were back, superheroes were the future, and if you didn’t have… Read More »2000 Classic: The 2000 Final Industry Vibe
2000 Classic: The 2000 New Year’s Eve
Why was the world so optimistic? Because the new millennium had started, Tiger was invincible, and we hadn’t seen the 2001 playoffs yet. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The 2000 New Year’s Eve
2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie
I took the kids. I fell asleep. I woke up and there were 150 more of them. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Pokémon Movie
2000 Legacy: The Slash
I’m a horror fan. I’m just “cutting” to the chase. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Shoe
What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Classic: The Shoe
1999 Vintage: The Elizabeth Dole Campaign
Why did she run for President? To prove that in the Dole household, “Third Person” talk was a contagious condition. Part of the 37 Presidential… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Elizabeth Dole Campaign