What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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