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1999 Vintage: The Elizabeth Dole Campaign

Why did she run for President? To prove that in the Dole household, “Third Person” talk was a contagious condition.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan05/14/2003 09:27Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Toy_Story_Buzz09/14/2005 22:28To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Charmed_Ones11/29/1999 14:14The power of three... laughs!
@Titanic_Jack02/17/2002 09:51I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Warcraft_Orc07/21/2005 22:56Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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