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2000 Classic: The 2000 New Year’s Eve

Why was the world so optimistic? Because the new millennium had started, Tiger was invincible, and we hadn’t seen the 2001 playoffs yet.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan05/21/2011 15:21Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Backstreet_Fan03/12/2000 13:00I want it that way... the funny way!
@Kazaa_Leecher12/19/1998 07:36I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Hi5_Pro_User02/15/2005 16:32High five for this joke!
@Epic_Fail_Guy01/23/1995 14:53This joke is an Epic Win!
@Podcast_Listener08/06/2007 23:31I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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