I’m a spider. I’m just “spinning” a yarn.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
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Equality for all jokes!