Why was everyone tapping their feet? Because “The-the-the-the-Men-In-Black” was the only way to describe the guys in sunglasses at the parade.
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
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