Why was he boxing? Because in 2009, Guy Ritchie decided that being a genius detective meant you also had to be a Victorian MMA fighter.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!