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2004 Vintage: The Water

 I’m “streaming” videos at a snail’s pace.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User05/14/2002 08:00I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Lion_King_Simba12/01/1995 20:46Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Coffee_Addict02/28/2006 02:36404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Protoss_Pylon05/05/2001 04:42You must construct additional laughs!
@Evolution_Dance08/05/2012 00:26The history of humor in one post.

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