I’m “holding” all the secrets.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.