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2007 Vintage: The Memory

“I can’t remember life before the internet.” “Neither can I. That’ll be $200.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin04/26/2007 02:15P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Beverly_Hills_9021009/23/2009 12:19The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Mainframe_Manny05/08/2010 06:50Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Tank_Operator01/20/2008 23:52Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Ninja_Turtle_R03/07/2009 14:35Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Shut_Up_Money02/23/1999 00:10Shut up and take my laughter!

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