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2009 Legacy: The Simon Cowell Departure

Why the rumors? Because without Simon, the Emmys realized American Idol might actually have to focus on the singing.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Modern Family’s Arrival, Mad Men’s Dynasty & The Conan vs. Jay Shadow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Rewritable_CD10/17/2005 04:29I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Firewall_Wizard01/08/1999 18:16Letting this joke through the port.
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