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2025 Archive: The Blue Eye Samurai Win

Why did animation beat live-action? Because sometimes a drawn sword is sharper than any dialogue in a drama.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Severance’s Return, The Bear’s Drama & The Penguin’s Iceberg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The 2024 "Modern Kimono" Fail)
Why did some looks fall flat? Because after Shōgun's success, eve...read more »
2024 Classic: The Baby Reindeer Shock
Why did Richard Gadd win everything? For proving that the most te...read more »
2025 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Seth Rogen? For playing himself in a suit, which is technical...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Daily Show Election Special
Why did Jon Stewart win? Because the 2024/25 election cycle was s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bear’s Drama Migration
Why the jokes? Because after years of debating if kitchen stress ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ebon Moss-Bachrach Repeat
Why did "Richie" get gold again? Because everyone in Hollywood wa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Billy Crudup Win
Why again for The Morning Show? Because nobody does "magnetically...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior06/09/2008 19:57I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Snake_Game_Pro06/12/2000 19:23I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Skate_Or_Die_9907/15/1998 20:00Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Futurama_Bender04/20/2002 00:25Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@CRT_Degauss12/17/2005 08:52BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/26/2006 10:35Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@AllYourBase_9905/15/2014 06:28All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Mobile_Web_0110/29/2010 17:01Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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