I hope my phone isn’t a “lemon.”
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
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