Why was there a box of tissues under the tree? Because the cinematic era ended, and we all realized that we were finally too old… Read More »2011 Archive: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Spielberg and a horse. I’ve never been so worried about a farm animal in my life. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral… Read More »2011 Vintage: The War Horse Tears
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m trying to download the new iOS!” “Okay, that’s a legitimate medical emergency.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Heart
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Thermostat
Why was the salesman crying? His “Ultra-book” battery only lasted 3 hours and he forgot his “Proprietary” charger. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”
A guy orders a beer and says, “I’ll be here all night. I’m waiting for my drink to ‘buffer’.” The bartender says, “This is a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Netflix
Why did the EU create a new treaty? Because the old “Constitution” was rejected, so they just changed the title, added 200 more pages, and… Read More »2007 Classic: The Lisbon Treaty
Her luggage is so heavy it’s affecting the local tides. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why were the teenagers trying to buy beer with a “McLovin” ID in Cancun? Because they thought a fake Hawaiian license from a movie was… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Superbad Movie
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the “Rat” finally won, the “Queen” stayed the Queen, and Martin Scorsese finally became… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 2007 Final Oscars Vibe
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