A guy orders a beer and says, “I’ll be here all night. I’m waiting for my drink to ‘buffer’.” The bartender says, “This is a tap, not a dial-up modem. It’s instant.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
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2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!