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2011 Vintage: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m trying to download the new iOS!” “Okay, that’s a legitimate medical emergency.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/27/2006 09:23Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Titanic_Jack12/22/2000 05:34I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/23/1997 10:33Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Kernel_Panic_9805/27/2002 22:20This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Gnutella_User07/06/1999 03:00Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Tyler_Durden_Real06/21/2007 00:31Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Prestige_World_W07/31/2014 22:55Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@HotBot_User01/20/1998 09:33Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@DMOZ_Volunteer10/13/1995 19:27Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Warcraft_Orc06/22/2008 02:33Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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