2004 Archive: The 2004 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a legend? Because it was the night hip-hop finally took home the “Album of the Year” crown, Beyoncé started her empire, and… Read More »2004 Archive: The 2004 Final Grammy Vibe
2003 Vintage: The Bad Boys II Explosions
Why were the fireworks so loud? Because Michael Bay taught us that if something doesn’t blow up in slow motion, it didn’t actually happen. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bad Boys II Explosions
2003 Archive: The Vision
“I see blurry lines.” “That’s not your eyes, that’s just the resolution of your new ‘Digital X-ray’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: The Vision
2003 Classic: Skype
Why was the long-distance call so laggy? Because Skype launched in 2003, and we spent the whole holiday saying “Can you hear me now?” to… Read More »2003 Classic: Skype
2003 Classic: The Cargo Belt
Why did the dad buy a new belt in 2003? Because he needed more “support” for his growing collection of dad jokes. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Cargo Belt
2002 Vintage: The Madonna Shipwreck
Why did Swept Away sweep the awards? Because Guy Ritchie proved that the quickest way to sink a directing career is to cast your wife as a… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Madonna Shipwreck
2002 Legacy: The “Work It” Missy Elliott
I’ve spent three days trying to figure out what she says in the chorus, only to realize she just played the tape backwards. Genius. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Work It” Missy Elliott
2002 Legacy: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I didn’t kick. He said, “Your ‘Drivers’ are outdated. We need to reboot your nervous system.” Part of the 56 Doctor… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Reflex
2001 Archive: The Joe Dirt Philosophy
Life is a garden, dig it. It’s the most profound thing a man with a mullet has ever said. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Joe Dirt Philosophy
2000 Archive: The Airport Security
Why was it still a “Golden Age”? Because you could still bring a 12-inch sub, three sodas, and your grandma right up to the gate.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Airport Security