Why was the long-distance call so laggy? Because Skype launched in 2003, and we spent the whole holiday saying “Can you hear me now?” to a frozen pixelated face of a cousin in London.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
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38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Problem? No, just laughs!