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2005 Classic: The Best Cinematography

Why did Shadows win? Because Robert Richardson managed to make the 1940s look more colorful than the actual 1940s.

Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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