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2000 Archive: The Airport Security

 Why was it still a “Golden Age”? Because you could still bring a 12-inch sub, three sodas, and your grandma right up to the gate.

Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King04/10/2007 20:26I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@The_Real_Morpheus10/26/2009 01:35What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Yahoo_Directory10/21/2007 14:57Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Forrest_Gump_8802/12/1995 14:15Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@QuickTime_Viewer04/25/2004 09:00Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@ICQ_Classic05/26/1999 21:04That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@RoboCop_9004/09/2006 12:16Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/25/2013 05:07One billion... laughs!
@Ring_Member_9809/08/2014 19:39Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Futurama_Fry_M05/25/2009 16:51Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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