2007 Legacy: The T-Pain “Epiphany”
Why the “Buy U a Drank”? For the man who officially made Auto-Tune the legal requirement for every R&B song in 2007. Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The T-Pain “Epiphany”
2006 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
2006 Archive: The Tablet
Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing. Part of the 55… Read More »2006 Archive: The Tablet
2006 Classic: The 2006 Ending
A guy says, “Next year, I’m getting an iPhone!” The bartender says, “A what? Sounds like an expensive eye-patch.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2006 Classic: The 2006 Ending
2005 Archive: Panic! At The Disco
Why was there a circus in the music video? Because in 2005, closing a goddamn door was the most important thing an emo kid could… Read More »2005 Archive: Panic! At The Disco
2005 Legacy: The “Unwritten” Natasha Bedingfield
“Feel the rain on your skin!” The official anthem of every hair commercial in 2005. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Unwritten” Natasha Bedingfield
2005 Legacy: The LCD Soundsystem Debut
Why “Daft Punk Is Playing at My House”? For James Murphy proving that being a “failed” musician in his 30s was the perfect setup to… Read More »2005 Legacy: The LCD Soundsystem Debut
2005 Classic: The Best Cinematography
Why did Shadows win? Because Robert Richardson managed to make the 1940s look more colorful than the actual 1940s. Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Best Cinematography
2004 Classic: The Bluetooth Mouse
Why was the traveler shaking his hand? Because he bought a “Bluetooth” mouse and thought it meant he had to have a blue tooth to… Read More »2004 Classic: The Bluetooth Mouse
2004 Archive: The Debut of “Lost”
Why were we so confused? Because J.J. Abrams put a polar bear on a tropical island and promised us that “everything happens for a reason,”… Read More »2004 Archive: The Debut of “Lost”