2013 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2

I’ve been here so long the ‘New’ miracle drug is now being sued in a class-action lawsuit.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

@Napster_King09/04/1999 08:41I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/06/2001 06:21Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor12/17/1996 20:28At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Beavis_Butthead08/25/1995 01:48Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Heathers_Winona10/19/2009 03:32Greetings and salutations! Very funny.