Why was there a circus in the music video? Because in 2005, closing a goddamn door was the most important thing an emo kid could do.
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Equality for all jokes!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.