2016 Archive: The Election Stress
“I’m moving to Canada!” “Why? Because of the politics?” “No, I heard they have better Wi-Fi and fewer people arguing about ‘walls’ in my Facebook feed.” Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Election Stress
2016 Vintage: Harambe
Why did a gorilla become the biggest celebrity of 2016? Because the internet decided that the only way to process a tragedy was to turn… Read More »2016 Vintage: Harambe
2015 Classic: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
The short-term mission team returning from their summer trip and presenting their report using a literal telescoping metal pole, showing fifty identical wide-angle photos of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
2014 Classic: The Birdman Movie Release
Why did it win? Because a story about an “Actor trying to be relevant again” felt a lot like a “Second Term President” in late… Read More »2014 Classic: The Birdman Movie Release
2014 Archive: The “Stay with Me” Sam Smith
The official anthem for when you’ve had one too many lattes and you’re feeling deeply emotional about a stranger. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Stay with Me” Sam Smith
2013 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long the ‘New’ miracle drug is now being sued in a class-action lawsuit. Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2013 Vintage: The Let It Go Echo
I just spent six months trying to “let it go,” but my brain refuses to release this melody. I’m currently being held hostage by a… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Let It Go Echo
2012 Archive: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that your ‘Platinum’ plan just became ‘Lead’.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Archive: The Dentist 2
2012 Legacy: The “Ehrmagerd” Girl
Why was she so excited about books? Because 2012 was the peak of “Gersberms,” proving that a retainer and a stack of Goosebumps is the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Ehrmagerd” Girl
2012 Archive: The Kindle Paperwhite User
“I don’t need a light bulb, my book glows!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified