2019 Archive: The Vision

“I see everything in 4K.” “That’s just the new ‘Smart-Lenses’. They cost $1,000 and they’re always ‘Updating’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken09/14/1996 06:48Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/05/2005 01:55Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Toy_Story_Buzz01/02/2006 00:26To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Step_Brothers_B07/04/2008 01:04Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Metacrawler_X02/18/2015 04:51Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Arthas_Fan_0206/20/2013 00:35Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Keep_Calm_Fan04/16/2002 08:05Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@iPhone_User_0706/05/2005 07:48There’s an app for that? No, just this site!