2021 Vintage: The Last Night in Soho Neon
Why the 60s? For a horror movie that made London in the 1960s look beautiful, until it started trying to kill Anya Taylor-Joy. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Last Night in Soho Neon
2020 Archive: The Sonic Movie
I told her I’m fast. She said, “Not when it comes to responding to my texts.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Archive: The Sonic Movie
2020 Archive: The “Stop the Count” vs. “Count Every Vote”
Why were people shouting both at once? Because in 2020, the “Math” of an election depended entirely on which state’s sidewalk you were standing on.… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Stop the Count” vs. “Count Every Vote”
2019 Vintage: The “Don’t Start Now”
Dua Lipa just saved disco. I’m currently doing a hair flip in my living room. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Don’t Start Now”
2019 Archive: The Vision
“I see everything in 4K.” “That’s just the new ‘Smart-Lenses’. They cost $1,000 and they’re always ‘Updating’.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Vision
2019 Vintage: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a cup for the midnight premiere. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Vice
I told her I’m Dick Cheney. She said, “You’re just a guy who likes to hunt… for the remote.” Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Vice
2017 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone X
Why did the “Home” button die? Because Apple decided that $999 was the fair price for a phone that unlocks by looking at your face… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone X
2017 Classic: The Alabama Special Election (Doug Jones)
Why did a Democrat win in Alabama? Because the GOP candidate was banned from the local mall, proving that there are some things even a… Read More »2017 Classic: The Alabama Special Election (Doug Jones)
2016 Vintage: Harambe
Why did a gorilla become the biggest celebrity of 2016? Because the internet decided that the only way to process a tragedy was to turn… Read More »2016 Vintage: Harambe