Why did a Democrat win in Alabama? Because the GOP candidate was banned from the local mall, proving that there are some things even a “Red State” won’t vote for.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!