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2019 Vintage: The “Don’t Start Now”

 Dua Lipa just saved disco. I’m currently doing a hair flip in my living room.

Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken01/15/2008 00:34Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@G_I_Joe_Real03/01/1995 16:32And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Flashdance_What09/28/2005 04:30What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Woman_Yelling_C01/31/2008 17:40The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@CounterStrike_Pro06/05/2008 09:34Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Cool_Story_Bro04/11/2008 13:29Actually, it IS a cool story!

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