Why were people shouting both at once? Because in 2020, the “Math” of an election depended entirely on which state’s sidewalk you were standing on.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
#funny #joke #retro #90s