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2020 Archive: The “Stop the Count” vs. “Count Every Vote”

Why were people shouting both at once? Because in 2020, the “Math” of an election depended entirely on which state’s sidewalk you were standing on.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
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38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/11/2001 19:14If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@MIRC_Operator10/15/1995 00:28/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Saved_By_The_Bell02/04/2010 05:10I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Napster_User_9910/24/2006 13:11Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Coffee_Addict08/11/1997 12:18404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Malware_Hunter05/03/1995 03:26Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Tyler_Durden_Real04/21/2007 02:39Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Wrestling_Nut06/22/2004 05:55Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Arthas_Fan_0209/22/2000 12:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Hashtag_Master12/26/2005 12:02#funny #joke #retro #90s

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