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2017 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone X

 Why did the “Home” button die? Because Apple decided that $999 was the fair price for a phone that unlocks by looking at your face and turns you into a talking animoji poop.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9811/30/2000 12:59Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/25/1996 05:48My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Tank_Operator07/25/1995 10:26Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/08/2000 20:54In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ghostbusters_V12/18/2012 10:32Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Ring_Member_9811/12/1996 05:56Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Lag_Victim_0111/02/1995 18:14I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Opera_User_9902/23/1997 02:45Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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