Why did the “Home” button die? Because Apple decided that $999 was the fair price for a phone that unlocks by looking at your face and turns you into a talking animoji poop.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
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In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
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