I just spent six months trying to “let it go,” but my brain refuses to release this melody. I’m currently being held hostage by a snow queen and a talking snowman.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
The highest note of humor!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
You must construct additional laughs!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I choose to believe it’s funny.