“Feel the rain on your skin!” The official anthem of every hair commercial in 2005.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.