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2002 Legacy: The Reflex

He hit my knee. I didn’t kick. He said, “Your ‘Drivers’ are outdated. We need to reboot your nervous system.”

Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.101/10/2001 20:44Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Diablo_Cow_Level10/11/2004 02:45There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Toy_Story_Woody07/20/2002 19:29There is a joke in my boot!
@Gnutella_User11/20/2009 08:39Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Kill_Bill_Bride10/16/2006 03:18I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Guestbook_Signer08/04/2006 08:24Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@GL_HF_Runner11/22/2000 16:07Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Stick_Death_Fan09/10/2014 03:38Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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