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2002 Vintage: The Madonna Shipwreck

 Why did Swept Away sweep the awards? Because Guy Ritchie proved that the quickest way to sink a directing career is to cast your wife as a character so unlikable that even the deserted island wanted her to leave.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@LiveJournal_Deep10/28/1995 03:40Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@CounterStrike_Pro12/26/2001 21:08Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Rocket_Jumper01/08/2007 00:56This humor took me to new heights!

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