Why was there a box of tissues under the tree? Because the cinematic era ended, and we all realized that we were finally too old for Hogwarts, but just the right age for a mid-life crisis.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
One billion... laughs!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
A wild laugh appeared!