2011 Vintage: The War Horse Tears

Spielberg and a horse. I’ve never been so worried about a farm animal in my life.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@WinAmp_Shaker07/07/2013 05:07It really whips the llama's ass!

@Napster_Leech11/25/1996 23:02Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/07/1995 10:32Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@StoneCold_31607/06/2006 01:39And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Bebo_Lover_0504/12/1996 05:13Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Not_Bad_Obama08/31/1997 16:31Not bad. Not bad at all.