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Why the blue hair? For the song that was so big it became the most-played track of the year, cementing her as a solo powerhouse.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Halsey “Without Me”
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Why spend $1.5 trillion? To make sure that the “End of the World” has the best “User Experience” 2019 has to offer. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization
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Why did the dad start building a fort in the living room? He heard his kids were spending a “Fort-nite” online. Part of the 48… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fortnite
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Why was the ocean so helpful? Because in 2016, Disney proved that a girl, a demigod, and a very stupid chicken were all you needed… Read More »2016 Archive: Moana
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