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2005 Classic: The Hitch Advice

Why Will Smith? For teaching men that “The Kiss” is all about the 90/10 rule, which resulted in thousands of awkward dates across the world.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@CoolSkater9811/05/1995 22:01Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Lion_King_Simba09/13/2006 07:11Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@DragonBall_Z_G11/29/1998 00:39His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Wayne_World_Ex09/29/1996 03:02Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Liger_Owner_X11/25/1996 04:11It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Philosoraptor_X04/27/2001 16:38If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Annoying_Orange08/04/2008 11:30Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Viewer_Number_107/03/2012 01:19First! And it’s funny!

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