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2019 Classic: The Halsey “Without Me”

Why the blue hair? For the song that was so big it became the most-played track of the year, cementing her as a solo powerhouse.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Emule_Donkey03/24/2003 08:17Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Goosebumps_Kid08/26/2013 19:32Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Top_Gun_Maverick10/26/2001 05:59I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Shagadelic_9711/01/2009 03:20This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/16/2009 22:52My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/30/2015 02:29All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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