What do you call a dad who grills a plant-based burger? A “Mis-steak” artist.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!