Why was the ocean so helpful? Because in 2016, Disney proved that a girl, a demigod, and a very stupid chicken were all you needed to save the world.
Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Letting this joke through the port.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!