2015 Vintage: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my updates. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 6. The son-in-law still doesn’t realize I’ve hidden the remote in the freezer.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Diary
2014 Vintage: The Alt-J “This Is All Yours”
Why the Miley Cyrus sample? For the indie band going “big” and proving they were more than just a one-album wonder. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Alt-J “This Is All Yours”
2013 Archive: The Selfie with the Stanley Cup
Why was it the most popular photo? Because in 2013, if you didn’t post a photo with a trophy, did you even really win it?… Read More »2013 Archive: The Selfie with the Stanley Cup
2013 Legacy: The “We Can’t Stop”
Miley just told us that it’s her party and she can do what she wants. I’m just here for the giant teddy bears. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “We Can’t Stop”
2013 Archive: The UFC 162 Anderson Silva Fall
Why was Chris Weidman the new king? Because Silva started showboating and got knocked out, proving that “playing with your food” is dangerous when your… Read More »2013 Archive: The UFC 162 Anderson Silva Fall
2013 Legacy: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the laughter. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did Paperman win? Because it’s the most romantic thing to ever happen involving a paper airplane and a subway station. Part of the 43… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Animated Short
2012 Legacy: Best Dance Recording
Why “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”? Because the Grammys finally learned what “the drop” was. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling in… Read More »2012 Legacy: Best Dance Recording
2011 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing my ‘Sync’.” “Have you tried plugging yourself in overnight?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Psychiatrist