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2013 Classic: The Best Animated Short

Why did Paperman win? Because it’s the most romantic thing to ever happen involving a paper airplane and a subway station.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer02/19/1998 14:18Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@South_Park_Cartman06/10/1997 21:55Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@WiFi_Zero_One12/08/2007 12:12Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Gaia_Online_Gold07/11/2003 19:04Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Everquest_Solo02/16/2005 18:43Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Runescape_Noob05/03/2012 13:15Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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