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2013 Legacy: The “We Can’t Stop”

 Miley just told us that it’s her party and she can do what she wants. I’m just here for the giant teddy bears.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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@MIRC_Operator01/13/2012 03:12/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Inkjet_Printers01/02/2004 01:23Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Cipher_Steak05/30/2002 12:17Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/14/1999 17:44I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Anonymous_User08/26/2006 05:45We are many. We are laughing.
@Filter_Fanatic05/28/1998 20:16This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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