Miley just told us that it’s her party and she can do what she wants. I’m just here for the giant teddy bears.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
We are many. We are laughing.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.